Aunty pegs crystals robbed
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Aunty peg has recently opened her new crystal store only to discover yesterday morning that her store has been robbed. Witness says Eva marigold threw a rock through the store front window causing the alarm to go off. Waking up the neighbor hood. Marigold only got a hold of a quartz and a amethyst. She is currently being held in the county jail waiting for trial. Aunty P had one thing to say to this heinous crime “ that stupid skank whore, I knew sh was always jealous of my store”
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