A demonic black man kills KFC employee
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At 6:30 pm on Wednesday in Citrus County Florida, a strange black man pulled up to the local KFC. He asked the local employee for a chicken sandwich with a soda. The employee at the counter said “that’ll be $10.70 please.” The unknown black guy pulls out a 9mm handgun and shouts. “What the fuck is this white people shit?!” Puts 2 hollow point rounds in the victim. One in his neck. One in his head. Someone heard and saw the whole incident. We have his description. “Yea I saw that nigga shot dat cracker, I saw them shots like POW POW POW! I didn’t catch what he said but it sounded like. “Remember, Blackman.exe with mourn your death. “ I was banging my fat bitch Lizzo then I heard the shots.”
Local police are currently looking for the suspect. If you’ve seen him call this number below to notify the police:
1-800-WESHOOTMINORITIES
I am Jessica Lykbbc and this is the Citrus County Chronicle.
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