Bay Area schools may not even be ready to open next school year, says CDC official.
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After careful thinking and running all the numbers, the CDC believes that Bay Area schools may not open again in 2020, due to the novel coronavirus, or COVID-19. Social distancing measures have also been extended to a 2 mile radius, and kids are warned to not do any weird crap, or the CDC will arrest them. As always, please continue washing your hands very rarely, sneezing and coughing into your hands, and spreading germs everywhere like the little shit you are.
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