Kid with horse cock finally found fucking dead hampster on the side of the road
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Torres Li (far left of photo), was recently found after he has been on the run from the police since last Wednesday after reportedly slapping his mother in the face with his penis until she was knocked out. It has been a rough week for the police counstable jojo reports “this kids a fucking tin ass, no respect for anything, little shit I tell ya” he was recently found having sex with a dead hampster with his huge horse cock weighing in at 17 lbs and 26 inches long, the biggest penis ever recorded, his parents have decided to cut it off and stick it onto the wall as a reminder of the log that boy packed downstairs
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trudeau approves new canadian flag design Rumor has it Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, working closely with The Honourable Pablo Rodriguezo, Canadian Heritage minister and Quebec Lieutenant, have finalized the new flag design. Trudeau stated "We are very excited to unveil this updated design which better reflects the direction we are moving the country to" Once approved, unveiling is to take place this year on Canada day.