New York City McDonalds Phantom Shitter has been caught!
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For the past couple of weeks, our McDonalds has had a ‘Phantom Shitter’. It has left watery ones, lumpy ones, soft ones, and rock hard ones on the floor, on the wall, and even as far as on the register! We finally caught him after looking at the 4K cameras for 7 weeks straight. He was identified as Shit van Shite, and was convicted of phantom shitting in multiple restaurants. He is now serving a 5 year sentence for phantom shitting and vandalism.
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