Andrew Cuomo Confirms Nipple Surgery
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This crisis is not ending soon — the crisis of Andrew Cuomo’s nipples. Due to concerns by his party in an effort to fight to crisis, he has confirmed that he will be chopping them off.
“Stop looking at my nipples,” Cuomo declared on Tuesday morning. “You guys have mom-gay syndrome, I can confirm 80,000 cases in the state of New York.”
NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital made a statement saying they are overwhelmed because of the intense operations and equipment needed to perfectly perform the surgery. They claimed to have taken drastic measures to ensure the nipples come off appropriately and suit Mr. Cuomo.
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