Florida Man Cums On Badger!!!
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This morning, a man by the name of Richard Kenton was arrested for animal abuse, as, after a tip from a neighbor, police where led to Mr. Kenton's basement. After a quick search, police where mortified to find over 32 crates full of male and female badgers, as well as 82 jars of Mr. Kenton's semen stacked to the ceiling in a near by closet. 15 of the badgers where starved, and after further inspection from a veterinarian, it was determined, that they had only been fed a diet of Kenton's semen, crackers and vodka. Mr. Kenton was also arrested for illegal drug handling, after finding cocaine in his nightstand and again in 3 of the 32 badgers where found to have cocaine in their bloodstream. These badgers where determined to be in Kenton's basement for over 15 months, some having perished, were found stored in prego spaghetti sauce jars, in an almost cult like shrine, leading to a picture lit by candles of Kim jong une and actor song writer, Lil pump. Mr. Kenton will be serving 20 years in federal prison for animal abuse, illegal drug handling and sexual assault against 15 badgers, it was also confessed by Kenton that he had multiple gay relations with 7 male badgers, 3 being named Oscar, Trent (named after his home town) and Flanders, them being his favorite, because "They came with a ferocity like I've never seen before, it was like having a fish swimming up my a**". No doubt that Mr. Kenton will no longer be welcome in Trenton valley Florida.
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