Florida Man Cums In Badger
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Florida man found near a river holding a badger by the neck and very violently cumming inside it. When we interviewed him he refused to talk and only make a very quiet squeaking sound, then hissed at us. We like to call his little strange noises, "cum noises". Six months later reporters found out the badger was pregnant by that same man with badger/human baby hybrids. The man, however, aborted the badger babies that were growing inside his penis.
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