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On December 23, Epic Games issued a statement saying that "Fortnite is over on Christmas. Thanks for playing!" Fortnite is a violent third person shooter in where the objective is to kill everyone on the island. Many people are happy with this decision as Fortnite has corrupted the minds of young children by making them do tantalizing dances. One such dance is called the "Orange Juice". People use this emote to mock dead players. Mike Uhpdaug, a parent of 2, says " My 12 year old son Jimmy beat up his 5 year old brother and "danced on him" while he was crying. I am happy that this game is shutting down." Not much is known about this except that many gamerz are happy that Minecraft good Fortnite bad.
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