Gerald The Geordie Cat.

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Gerald The Geordie Cat.

Gerald the Geordie cat sits on the wall of Jane Hoyle's home in Byker Newcastle singing "Your The One For Me, Frog Eyes."
Every night at 23:30 he sits on the wall with his accoustic guitar & sings;
Much to my surprise/i fell for oll frog eyes/
With her long wavy hair/Hanging from her arse without a care/
I fell in love with Jane/aint that a shame.

Passers by from the pub have been known to stop & cry as Gerald The Geordie Cat serenades the Woman of his dreams...Jane!

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