PLASTIC FREE IS THE WAY TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!

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PLASTIC FREE IS THE WAY TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!

The queen herself known for all her plastic surgery has announced that she will be cutting her plastic consumption and will be removing all of her surgery. This consists of a nose job, butt injections, lip fillers and multiple breast enhancements. This may take many many surgerys but this doesn’t seem to bother Kim.

“I just randomly realized that climate change is real and earth means so much to me and without it I wouldn't have all my precious jewels for my jewelry that my daddy dug up from the depths of the earth.”

These wise words are so meaningful coming from a celebrity that has so much but wants to keep on giving. I had the amazing opportunity to talk to her plastic surgeon Dr. Sloan. Also known as Mcsteamy from Gray's Anatomy and here's what he had to say.

“You may be concerned about all the 40 tons of plastic going to be coming out of her body. I have had many conversations with Greta Thunberg and here is what we have come up with. The plastic will be recycled and will be made into clothes for her new clothing line.”

This is AWESOME NEWS!!!!!! Now we will be able to take Kim with us wherever we go! Hopefully this decision makes you want to be an ecoactivist just like Kim.

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