Syracuse man accused of slapping white woman on Northside with expired pigs feet
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A Syracuse man was accused of assaulting pink foots with expired pigs feet from local corner stores. At 10 am officers from spd entered the residence of tommy denham and found him threatening a pink toe with a bottle of hot sauce as the officers approached the suspect he began to scream out why y'all didn't walk up on OJ Simpson like that. After denham was placed in custody the officers began to search the house they found 4 other pink toes tied up watching get out when officers asked denham about this he said he was in the sunken place due to his snow flakes not being able to fry chicken and make Kool aid the way he liked it. Denham is being held on 10.000 cash 2000!bond.update one of his pink toes tried to bail him out with 6 pounds of hog head cheese and three grape faygos more on this story as it devolpes.
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