NFL TO SHORTEN GAMES TO 2 QUARTERS IN ORDER TO ACCOMODATE NUMEROUS PRE-GAME ANTHEMS
Saturday 18 September 2059 16370 Shares
The National Football League has decided to shorten all regular season games to just 2 quarters in order to make time for all of the numerous required pre-game anthems.
Games will now be preceded by the Black National Anthem, the Canadian National Anthem, the Korean National Anthem, the West Indies National Anthem, the Chinese National Anthem, the Mexican National Anthem and others not disclosed at the time of this writing.
The Star Spangled Banner will now be done in 2/4 time instead of the original 3/4 time in order to have all other required anthems sung in their original complete forms.