City of Ottawa Announces all Dogs must be Kept Inside: Scientific Studies Announce Canines may spread the Virus even Faster than Humans
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All canines MUST be kept indoors to curve the spread of Covid 19. We are in unprecedented times and have to everything we can to keep the number of cases and deaths as low as possible. We understand many dogs will need exercise, so Mayor Jim Watson has suggested refraining to your backyards or inside of the house. Anyone caught on the street or front yards with their dog will be charged 10, 000 as a fee. We also understand that many supplies may be needed to deal with this rule, so prices for pee pads and food will be lowered to 25 off on all sales by order of the government of Ontario. To all owners of big dogs with lots of energy, we are terribly sorry for this disadvantage but we have to prevent them from barking moistly.
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