Man attempts arse raping a dead pigeon
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An underage youth from the ferryhill area was reported attempting to penetrate a dead pigeon he found on the road. After police caught him he claimed “lockdown is getting me to do anything for my dicky to get sticky” Joshua Adams told the press. Police were actually surprised that the penetration hole was small as his friends say that he has always had a micro penis. He was also brought in by the police before for things such as touching men and children and even various animals. A reward will be given in place for anyone who finds this boy - dead or alive.
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