Young boy vows to tickle balls and bums with feathers for fortnite vbucks during covid-19 lockdown
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Luke morris, a 13 year old homosexual boy from cassop, county durham announced last night he is so bored during lockdown he is willing to tickle mens balls and bums with pink feathers for just £8 worth of v-bucks for his xbox console.yes thats right just £8. Luke told us " mens bums are something iv always been interested in, nice looking men though of course, like Peter andre or simom cowell, no sweaty arsed fattys. however, since lockdown was put in place and my mammy cant afford v-bucks every day i may have to lower my standards. So i am offering bum and ball tickles for just £8..TO ANY MAN!!! I REPEAT ANY MAN.. BIG OR SMALL ILL TICKLE THEM ALL. . I consider myself a good tickler and if you dont like feathers my hands are super super soft and smooth." Our reporters were quite disturbed by the young boys comments however they expected nothing less when they knocked at the door of the family home and saw him stood there, bald, ugly and wearing nothing but a pair of wayyyyy too tight fake calvin klein boxer shorts. We would highly recommend that you stay clear of this weird boy. but if you have a spare £8 and itchy nackers then why not give him a shout. You can find him on facebook under the name of luke 'the tickler morris. Should you be confronted by this boy against your free will.. immediately call 999 quoring reference 81755
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