BREAKING: Trump Urinates in Child’s Eyes
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Last night, POTUS Trump allegedly cornered a Muslim child in a CVS bathroom then proceeded to rapidly urinate all over the child. The child was taken into the emergency room, but later drowned from the urine. Witnesses say that Trump unloaded an estimated roughly 6 pounds of piss onto the child’s face prior to drowning him.
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