World of Warcraft Goblin Players Officially Declared "Simps" by Blizzard Entertainment

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"Goblin players have statistically [...] proven to be Simps, per an in depth player study. To make this come across clearly in game, we're enabling a new goblin only progression system where all goblins are forced to use the in game title of "Simp", and if they trade one million in game gold to a female of any race, their title upgrades to "Simpmaster" instead to showcase their Feat of Strength."

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