COVID19 UPDATE: Pet feces spread virus, mandatory pets indoors only order.
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New research has shown that pets are extremely susceptible to COVID19 and can carry and pass along the virus. When fecal matter from pets is exposed to open air, the virus goes airborne and can travel up to 10 miles from the location of the feces. This has been scientifically proven to be most dangerous for dogs but the numbers may be skewed due to the use of litter-boxes for cats. The CDC recommends you train your dog to use the toilet or a litter box. If you are still reading this, you are a fool. April fools!
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