Coronavirus - Massive Hong-Kong sex party leads to law reinforcement
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Bloomberg Asia confirmed this morning the arrest of thousands of people after police was called to a privatized hotel in North Point, Hong-Kong, and discovered a massive sex party involving more than 3,000 people, probably the biggest orgy ever happened in the SAR from expert's point of view.
"People were fornicating everywhere from the lobby to the rooftop, I had difficulties walking through all the boobies and almost hurt myself while slipping on the squirt" officer Wang Lo Ku said.
Carrie Lam announced that such behaviors are unacceptable under the new rules to fight against the Covid-19 and that law will be reinforced to impose social distancing, adding "only G-parties will be allowed from now on and I hope to be invited soon".
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