Cabra teen allegedly digged around
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Cian Cramer (15) of Carnlough Road in Cabra was found unconscious in an elderly man’s garden in Ashington, not too far from the teen’s home. When awoken by paramedics, Cramer violently shouted slurs at one of the paramedics who was treating him at the scene. When asked what had happened and how he ended up in the garden, he explained to doctors in Dublin’s Temple Street Children’s Hospital that he “hadn’t a fucking clue”. He then went on to say “all I remember is some fat cunt spiking my bottle of Mi Wadi and telling me I had some arse”. After a Gardaí investigation, it was found that Cramer had received multiple messages on his mobile phone from an unknown number claiming that he “would get lashed out of it for a bag of jellies”. The teen’s rectum remains in a critical condition and he may never have a decent shite again.
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