Beer Company Called 'Corona' Reported To Put Coronavirus In Their Beer
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Yes, the internet memes are true. Anheuser-Busch InBev said last Friday that they put samples of blood from Coronavirus patients from Wuhan District, China in Corona. Already about 107 people worldwide are known to have gotten it due to Corona beer. Anheuser-Busch InBev admitted this also saying, "Us at the management at Anheuser-Busch InBev want to rule the world, so we put the Coronavirus in all of our Corona beer.". Anheuser-Busch InBev CEO, Carlos Brito, said he might of accidentally gotten infected, forcing the company to take his blood to put in Corona beer. The Anheuser-Busch InBev Headquarters was brutally rioted on Saturday, causing the death of 2 civilians walking, drinking Corona.
We interviewed Carlos Brito, here is what we said.
2424: Why did you guys put Coronavirus in Corona?
Carlos: It felt very good to do it.
2424: Do you know what can happen? The WHO can get you executed.
Carlos: I know, I just am a asshole.
2424: What do you say about the Coronavirus?
Carlos: I feel like everyone but our company should get infected with it.
2424: That isn't nice, has any employee tried killing you or saving anyone?
Carlos: We got one assassinated on Friday.
2424 then called the police, he is now arrested for Conspiracy for Murder.
please note you just got pranked because NOTHING of this happened, dont drink beer pls
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