Elf Akgungor, World's biggest killer
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Elf Akgungor, is the sister of Kamil Akgungor and Zeynep Akgungor who is still missing after a big red explosion near Deer Run and Valley Road. She is 7 years old and weighs and unknown number. She attacked all the Burger Kings and McDonalds in the United States which caused 2,182 people were killed and 68,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 burgers were killed, her attacks first started when she was 15 seconds old, and her most fatal one happen in the summer of 2019 when she not only destroyed all of Burger King but she also ate the cops, the FBI, the CIA, and the United States army. "This could be the end of the world" quoted Douglas MacArthur who is the 5 star general of the United States army. Companies like Carls Jr, Burger King and McDonals will be shut down in 2 days to stop Elf Akgungor from killing more people
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