Asda CEO claims that Asda will "cease to exist" in 2024
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Sorry Asda fans, but by 2024, Asda will become defunct and join the hall of defunct stores.
The CEO of Asda claims that "We're losing money, customers and our ability to create adverts. Therefore, I have decided to close down Asda for good. It's been a long way, but it was about time for Asda to close down.".
Before Asda closes down, they'll give their money to other British supermarkets.
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