Earth is not spherical or flat: here's why

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In a recent study by up and coming astronomy institute Earthsky, Earth has been proven to be a cylinder. "The Arctic and Antarctic circles are the flat parts. Everything else is the rounded bit," says CEO Bert Crocker. "Since they are much colder, they must be the top and bottom of our cylinder Earth." Despite people complaining that this breaks basic laws of physics, Earthsky is shrugging these claims off. When CEO Bert Crocker was asked if other planets were cylindrical, he simply stated he had no answer for the question.

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