Farts will take over the world..

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A recent study has shown that farts are starting to develop a mind of their own. Doctor Sarah Armstiensen says, "We have been monitoring the average person farts, they have seem to been trying to break out of the jars we have stored them in for research." A few weeks into the experiment one of the farts broke loose and was so horribly smelly that it killed all the research staff. A few janitors said they heard very deep demonic farts as they passed by. Lets just hopw our farts don't kill us too..

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