Mario Kart 9 is releasing on January 20th!
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Yep, you heard that. Mario Kart 9 is coming soon! They have an even bigger character list, excluding Pink Gold Peach! Pauline, Boom Boom, and Pom pom are now coming to Mario Kart as well! We have new tracks, such as a (different) rainbow road. And guess what? No more unlockable characters! The princesses and Pauline have biker suits. And again, no more Pink Gold Peach! There is now chat in races, but you can’t say bad words or you may get banned for a week, or even permanently! The game is only $39.99.
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