J. K. Rowling admits that YOU THE READER were gay all along

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"My power has transcended the mortal plain and all beings will be obliterated" She said in an interview

Nobody saw this coming, like the creative genius of every writer on earth helped her come up with this epic plot twist. If this is in fact true and not a hoax, this will be enormous for the harry potter series as a whole.

The queen issued a statement on thursday, "We are working on the situation but difficulties have arose, she will be stopped and we will make sure of it", we do not know why she said this as this is a great thing for the franchise but we will report back later.

(This article does not mean to offend anyone or advocate terrorism and is entirely comedic)

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