The slug monster
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The slug monster. The slug monster looks like a brick. How it looks like brick is a slug starts eating a brick it takes 12 hours. Then the slug will go where he ate the brick is 1 hour later he turns into a brick. Sometimes you might find a brick sitting in your yard that will be a slug monster. Sometimes after the slug ate the brick it will stay there and in that 1 hour he turns into a brick. Also the bricks in your house or out side could be a slug monster. Slug monster never needs to eat after he is a slug monster. Interesting fact slug monsters will blow up in about 666 years. They live in CANADA, UK, US, LONDON, FINLAND, INDIAN, NORTH POLE, and in, MARS! True fact they live in space only on the planet mars! On mars the slug monster name on mars is FORDDOGESLUGYMONSTER.
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