The dildo bandit strikes!
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Today in Redding California, 18 year old Noah Schumacher is on the run for robbery of a Little Caesar's
Allegedly he walked into Little Caesar's and ordered 20 pizzas, what he did next, will shock you, when the order was completed, Noah had no intent of paying, instead
Noah grabbed a 3 ft tall dildo and held the Little Ceasars employee at dick point
The employee, Joe, is now in therapy for the events he witnessed
Noah is still on the run and has not been found.
Unfortunately no pictures of Noah are available
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