HAWAII TEEN DIAN OZOA FOUND DEAD FROM POTENTIAL OVERDOSE
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This is what local residents of small-town Lana'i had to say about the unfortunate event. "OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES I TOLD HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM THE PERC 70S! UKININAM!" - Edith Ozoa, alleged mother of deceased teenager. "mops buu" - Trevin Sarme, Senior at Lanai High School. Further information, including the date of the funeral, is being disclosed in regards to his family, friends, and the other residents of the rural island of Hawaii.
"FAWKING MINTTT" - Elton Kinoshita, Principal of Lanai High. Stay tuned for further information.
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