RCMP uncover radioactive Chinese potions inside another flying object
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Photo taken by the hiker who first spotted the object, prior to it being shot down.
Yesterday the local RCMP shot down another flying Chinese object, but this time the contents were very suspicious. The photos of this object reveal that it looks slightly different from the last object shot down. RCMP reported that this object was moving much slower and flying at a much lower height compared to the other object. This means that the object must’ve been very heavy with god knows what inside.
A young man, who spotted the object while stopped for lunch during a hike, immediately called the police. The man was only able to depict the colour and rough shape of the object. Over the phone, he notified the police of his and the apparent position of the object.
A large team of different members of the RCMP was quickly assembled. Including a sniper who was able to take down the object. A group of officers who located the position of the object had no Idea what lay ahead of them.
At this point, authorities are still trying to figure out what exactly these Items are. One of the officers involved in the searching of the unknown object described the contents of this object as “fictitious”. According to the RCMP, there were many different bottles and canisters of what seemed like supernatural products. There were all glowing certain colours, a few green, a few blue and others purple. Based on the mandarin writing on the bottles, we know that these gadgets have come from China.
As part of the efforts to discover what these items are, Prime Minister Trudeau has reportedly been in conversation with Chinese President Xi PinJing. The objects are currently being transported to a high security CSIS (Canadian Security Intelligence Service) edifice in the country's capital.
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