URGENT: Carter Jacobs Reportedly Gives Himself A MEGA-WEDGIE For Pleasure On The Tallest Building In The World (Fifth Third Bank)

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URGENT: Carter Jacobs Reportedly Gives Himself A MEGA-WEDGIE For Pleasure On The Tallest Building In The World (Fifth Third Bank)

On a Sunday afternoon (right after church) Carter made his way up the Fifth Third bank via plungers. After conquering this amazing feat, Carter lunged himself to the edge not to jump. Oh no... much worse. He gave himself the largest wedgie known to mankind. If you see this man on the UK campus please report him to the cafeteria... his chicken and dumplings are getting cold. REWARD: Free Chick-Fil-A for ONE YEAR!

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