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South Wales police

South Wales police are looking for witnesses to help in connection with a theft that took place around 4:30pm in the Swansea town centre, a male is believed to have struck an elderly woman several times with her own crutch, whilst yelling “I’m the king of the ibis now, Kurt yeah” after the horrific ordeal the victim managed too flee only too realise the attacker had stolen her knickers, any information please call 101, if you see this man call 999 immediately! do not approach this man

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