Wanted - Sebastian Wallace

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Wanted - Sebastian Wallace

17 children have been found dead in Sebastian Wallace’s former home. He was last spotted in a black Sudan speeding towards an orphanage. God knows what will happen to the children there. Police are investigating after he inappropriately touched 4 children and a women in eastern Sydney. Please make this case a precaution. Shoot on sight. Remain calm and run to the nearest police station or ring 000.

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