Study Shows Eating Expired Cream Cheese Helps You Code
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A study at the University of Waterloo shows that eating expired cream cheese (especially the laughing cow cream cheese) can help you type better game code with fewer bugs. "Our studies have actually shown that eating normal cream cheese has no supernatural effects, but when you let it expire then eat it the cream cheese can stimulate your brain cells to help you make better decisions when coding, and in normal everyday life", says John Walker, a student at Waterloo. Even professional coders such as "Jeb" (famous for his work on "Minecraft"), use this method to help them make more efficient code in their games. So, as crazy as it sounds, next time you code, eat some expired cream cheese.
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