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Scientist have discovered that in a human body, we have a wing that will slowly spread out at the age of 22. "A small invisible wing will appear above your waist," said Kenzie Stats from Harvard University . "We are always glad to help people find new ways to save millions of lives, now you might be wondering how this will save lives, so here is what other scientists and I have found out, : You will slowly be able to fly around your 30's, and will be able to slightly fly to a new place called "Zapperlery". There is a zapper you are able to touch, and it will save you from electricity burns. We have tried this with legit machines." says John Brown from Ivy University. Scientists say this piece of wing is called a Wingnam, and will only grow on newborn baby's. The Wingnam is made up with 34 different types of chemicals, & 467 different types of potions. Kenzie Stats from Harvard University says this Wingnam is 100 safe, and newborn baby's will either naturally grow Wingnams, or they will give the baby's a shot, which will allow them to grow Wingnams. Leah Parilisa, also from Harvard University, announces, "This is a lot to take in, but we are sure, and happy to say that all this new is very true. This shot will be available in all schools, and will be officially published in January 1st 2022 . By not letting your child getting this shot, will cause effective issues in a new discovered brain cell, called Diversity cell. The wing will help the Diversity cell grow, and that will avoid a lot of disease and cancer, or pain, such as Pain at the site of the tumor due to tumor growth, Back pain, often radiating to other parts of your body, Feeling less sensitive to pain, heat and cold, Loss of bowel or bladder function, Difficulty walking, sometimes leading to falls, or Back pain." Scientists admit they have been keeping all this a secret, they have started discovering this in 2016.
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