Hero metal detectorist saves a local farmer!
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Two days ago, while metal detecting, a local detectorist Pane Šimic, saw a white van hidden in a forest.. As he is curious by nature, he vent closer to see whats going on.. His metal detecting intuition told him something is wrong.. He decided to open the van door..
While he opened a door, he was pulled in by tree big, bald, naked, gay men.. Then he realised he stumbled upon a gay mafia headquarters.. They got really agressive, and raped him lots of times.. They also told him that they wait for a local farmer here, but since he didnt come, they will rape him instead.. So, without knowing it, he saved a poor farmers life and butt.. Not all heroes wear capes...
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