Young Gamer Rises Up From His Grave...
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A 14 year old "god gamer" Samuel Acuna has risen from his grave. He has just been confirmed dead several hours ago. But now the morgue is telling a different story. The morgue director "Walter Hartwell White Sr." has a couple of words to share. "After my glorious research of what has killed this poor young boy, I have found out that he has not died to the gamer fuel. No, instead, he has died because his body could not handle the power of which the gamer fuel gave him. So, I coated his mind with some Gfuel. Yes, his mind matter is now the purest form of Gfuel you could get, about 99.1. His blood has been replaced with Gamer Fuel, and he now is the source of all gaming. He is whatever you want to see. He is there, he is here, he is...
The Apex Champion."
Well, some weird words have been said by morgue direct White, but now this literal god gamer has been roaming the street greeting people by slapping their Gluteus Maximus's. This is a site for sore eyes, as a lot of people have been needing some ass slaps recently. However, when will he stop. And what will he do next?
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