Oompa Loompa found dead!
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Young man named Jesse Martinez has been found dead! He was found dead offshore in the Fortnite Battle royal map . Security footage shows a clip of him jumping off the map in his recent video. "epic funnhy moments video try not to laugh challenge (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (in the hood edition) (3 am challenge) (Thanos boss baby challenge).
Lets then speak to his parents about this absolutely horrible situation! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dad: "Well tbh that little shit kinda deserved to die, the little shit couldn't take the buckets out on time, and just overall was a shithead! I told her (jesses mom) to abort the baby but she said "no we need to start a family! Don't take this away from me!" should've put some sense into her. That little shit was the biggest mistake of my life lol."
Mom: (!play vine boom sound)
"He jumped off the map and was epic" -Anthoy Rodriguess Garfield mapula
"he jumped off the map" [email protected]
"!play vine boom" -Sam
"UR MOM" -Isaiah Mapula
" "- Zuri felix
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