Peterborough resident weighs down the rating for the city
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A certain residence in Peterborough was the object of an extensive inquiry by our journalists where it was revealed that the source of COVID-19 originated from a shed which kept rotting away becoming sooner rather than later the nest for some immigrant Chinese rats that were hiding in there. Upon following the flight of the rats during the night, some were caught by the UK Visas and Immigration officers and were forced to admit their so called safe house.
After the police officers descended at the unnamed and shamed residence in what has been dubbed a massive operation called "Batman - SB", the proprietor was apprehended and is in custody awaiting trial. The sentence for such offence is eating "food with a face" i.e. non vegetarian for 2 years with the possibility of parole.
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