FAT FUCKING TEENAGE KID ESCAPES FROM PRISON
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Saturday afternoon, a young troubled Mexican teenager by the name of Christopher Monetengero has just escaped from MCC Chicago prison. He had many felons, he had shot up about 3 McDonalds locations, he sexually harmed his younger siblings and murdered them. He has also cleared out 5 buffets, wow! What a fat fucking idiot. He has also threatened to SIT ON HIS FRIENDS FACES? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS KID EAT? The SWAT team is currently on the search for this faggot.
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