Third man Brutally Bummed in levenshulme
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A third man has fell victim to the notorious levenshulme bummer. Michael mulryan, 37, was on his way home from his daily drinking spot on levenshulme village green when the attack took place. Locals were alerted to the attack when they heard intense screaming coming from Chapel Street Park. And eye witness, who chose to stay anonymous, said they saw at least 14 men running away pulling there trousers up. Mulryan was found bent over the see saw in a terrible mess and an ambulance was swiftly called for him. Surgeons at the MRI worked in to the night to reconstruct his anus, which one source described as looking like a rabid bulldogs mouth. Police are investigating
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