Barbie dies by standing
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A parents kid who stupidly names her child "Barbie" unfortunatly died because she decided to be dumb. cause of death: she just went "BLEH" ya and shes totally ded
Officals say that the child barbee just *died* on the spot cuz shes dum.
(person who wrote this is barbee from da ded ya i hav dee besst garmmarrr)
As her parents are very sad because she killed a squerll and that was very important and a great mission to remember they also said "even though our poor giirrrrl barbie died, she was still a big fannn of her and loveddd her because she was dub but its so sad that she ded O-O" her parents said why crying out rainbow unicorn poop. people have set banners for the not poor girl and don't feel bad because shes aint actually ded i mean umm yeah she died.
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