Local man does not believe in science!
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Chris “Gasper”. Resident of spring brook Pennsylvania has told reporters he does not believe in science. Self proclaimed atheist, he is quoted in saying “science will deliver my Christmas presents, as he has in the past”
He was arrested this past weekend after knocking on all his neighbors doors and yelling “soyboy wojak cries I am based chad” and proceeded to scale their roofs and do what he claims to be a 360 double y no scope quickscope on all the Covid-19 particles in his line of sight. Authorities attempted to calm him by rolling in the school television and showing him episodes of bull nye the science guy to no avail.
Mister “Gasper” has been sent to the local gulag an is being held on a 2.58 gorillan dollar secured bond or trial by combat with “mean Jeff”
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