All games will be removed from gaming consoles for a new invention, the "Krab".
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Surprised I did! Xbox and PlayStation consoles will be shutdown for an new invention called the "Krab". The Krab is said to be an high-tech console made for the sole purpose of one major series, "Rainbow Six". You play Rainbow Six Siege? Guess what, you can get the new version for free, with verification that you own one.
Oh wow, you hear the crying of the children? Don't get angry, because "Rainbow Six" is not just your average FPS game. It is something made for those who can handle recoil, and their aim. Don't get sad because you will be losing your games, because Xbox and PlayStation will refund each and every game you had, including in-game purchases! Spent 100k on Fortnite for no reason? No problem!
Please note that the game will be 18+ due it's action, so don't go buy the console just to be scarred for life!
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