Trump nominates Mario to fill Supreme Court Vacancy

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Washington DC-Mario Casillias of San Diego, CA was recently nominated to the supreme court Tuesday morning by President Trump.

"I find his support of fembois and Japanese cartoons to be a qualifying factor." Trump said of his new nominee.

However Trump's new pick was not without controversy. Critics blasted Mr. Casillias's open love of ketamine based energy drinks and his bussiness ties to Femboi Hooters to be a disqualifying factor.

"Ketamine energy is what gets me through jujitsu." Casillias replied when a repoter asked him about his previous law experience.

Senate Republicans planned on voting in Mario within the week. With Democrats saying the only paperwork they received was a femboi magazine.

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