Toothpaste Found Dead
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A man named Toothpaste has just been found in the trunk of a car that had been submerged in water, his corpse had been shot 69 times by what authorities think is a .420 caliber gun his corpse had also been violated and raped police say it wasn’t gay tho because there was no homo written in the inside of the trunk. DNA evidence and semen was also found in the trunk and on toothpaste belonging to a man named migbuild XD, there has yet to be a trial. There is speculation that the killings are related to the chad mafia. suspects other than migbuild are the giga chad named junior and a man nicknamed fzy. It is unknown what fzy looks like at this point in time since he has quote “been on the grind!!! ”. When Henry Hill also known as The Chadfather was asked if he knows anything he said “Ballsack cum dick guacamole sex moment” Officials are still trying to decipher this statement. If anything is known in relation to this case the FIB asks that the tips are sent in and any information leading to an arrest will be rewarded with a cookie and blowjob.
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