*Breaking News* Teen Boy in Proctorville arrested for simping too hard
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Teen Boy, Jamison Lauder was arrested Tuesday afternoon after caught simping over a girl. He is looking up to 5 years in prison and losing all of his bowling scholarships. This town has alot of problems with simping these past 6 months. Another teen, Ben Southard was arrested 2 months ago for simping.
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