Patients with Covid-19 experience urge to consume ‘flesh’

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On Monday, August 24th, Patients from multiple hospitals across North America noted a sudden urge to consume ‘flesh’, followed by throat cancer like symptoms & red bloody lymph nodes in the neck. Doctors are puzzled as to why this is happening to patients over the age of 25. Saliva & blood tests have been done to confirm whether or not this is a new strain of a Necroa-virus or if this is an unknown side affect of the antibiotics given to patients with Coronavirus. Dr. Alexander Divinci wrote a statement on this issue earlier at 12:00 pm this afternoon saying:
“This new finding in Coronavirus patients is absolutely terrifying. This issue has been reported in—atleast 14 other countries & has been related to several different crimes regarding coronavirus patients & areas where patients had previously been prior to infection.”

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